You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.ħ. I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.Ħ. I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.Ĥ. Want to go back to my place and save me?ģ. My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.Ģ. “Is your name Santa? Because I want to sit on your lap and whisper what I want into your ear.” Dirty Pickup Lines for All Occasionsġ. “Are you a dreidel? Because I’d like to give you a spin.”ġ0. “Do you like Santa’s laugh? Because I want to be your ho ho ho.”ĩ. “Are you the naughty list? Because I could see myself on you.”Ĩ. “Are you a gift? Because I want to unwrap your box.”ħ. “Is your name Father Christmas? Because you look like a daddy to me.”Ħ. “Girl, is your booty a stocking? Because I’d really like to stuff it.”ĥ. “Is your favorite reindeer Cupid? Because you’re making me fall in love.”Ĥ. “Call me Santa because I wanna go up your chimney.”ģ. “Is your name milk and cookies? Because you look like a snack.”Ģ. Here are 140 dirty pickup lines (and not-so-dirty ones) for your next adventure out. No matter what the setting or occasion, we’ve compiled a list of dirty pickup lines (and a few clean ones, too!) to keep in your back pocket for the next cutie at the dog park, single parent picking up a child at school, and those naughty nights when the liquid courage sets in. Whether you get a smile or laugh, or a gasp and mischevious grin, they’re always worth the bravery in trying. But if one of them worked, we think you deserve your own ad, just as if you’d met on eHarmony.Let’s admit it: everyone loves a little raunch, and the right pickup line can determine whether you go home with someone special or all by yourself. *Disclaimer: We would not recommend trying these pick-up lines to find a spouse. What fun Christian Pick-Up Line do you have to share? Share in the comments below. Īnd then watch this: Song of Solomon Pick-Up Lines. I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them. I’m interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar. Is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV Travel Bible in your pocket? Ģ0. Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing. I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together. I just want you to know, I’m praying for you… No, I’m praying “FOR” you. I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight. Is your name Faith? ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for. Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you? ġ2. (This one helps if your actual name is Will). So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours. If we were around with Noah… then you + me = pair. Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people. ![]() How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life? Ĥ. Ģ. How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me? ģ. Here’s a list of 23 best Christian pick-up lines* to bring a smile, a roll of the eyes, a “that’s so cheesy!” expression, and some joy to your day:ġ. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you. And walk in greater and greater levels of joy no matter what we’re facing.Ī few weeks ago, I shared 23 of the best Bible jokes and riddles. God gave us a sense of humor and hilarity and the ability to smile. ![]() I believe one of the great wonders of life is being silly and playing and laughing.
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